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La Dive White Wine... $36

This is our new signature white and it's absolutely delicious! This dry Gruner has nots of ripe peach, limestone, with an oily lemon finish. It's almost dangerous how easy drinking this wine is... Everything you want and need!

Libertine Wines 'The Void’ ... $60

As you raise the glass the mind envisions a rushing glacial creek freshly renewed from melting high altitude snowpack. The mouth is consumed by fleshy peach and crisp Bosc pear skin. All of this culminates in a pleasantly sharp finish.

Encostas de Baiǎo ... $42

Portugal has it all: It’s a country that has natural beauty, a rich history, hot soccer players, and wonderful wines packed with value. As an added bonus, the country has legalized drugs and prostitution! So what’s not to love about Portugal? This white wine will seal the deal for you and bring you right back to your last Portuguese beach vacation. It’s light, citrusy, and effervescent with notes of mandarin orange, honey suckle, swimming pool, lime, and peach pit with a zesty finish!

Limited Addition Arnies ... $55

This lovely white wine is like me after Crossfit: it’s very aromatic but actually pretty lean! With lovely notes of white flowers, lemon chiffon pie, tahitian vanilla, contact solution, with a bright and light lemon peel palate it at least smells better than I do after working out - or realistically probably better than I smell any of the time. Anyway, if you want a white wine that you can smell, taste and think about or just enjoy absentmindedly then this is the wine for you!

Domaine Fabien Trosset ‘Le Roc’... $48

Deep in the French alps bordering Switzerland you’ll find incredible wineries that are known for dynamic and aromatic white wines. This still white wine is no exception with notes of peonies, cocoa butter, a brand new inflatable pool, limestone, a hint of green pepper, nectarine and a lively tangerine finish! This awesome French gem is as smooth and elegant as a designer silk dress. This wine makes me want to make love on a bear skin rug and eat raclette off my lover’s body before we take this wine to shower and then eventually drink it in a hot tub!

Unico Zelo ‘Alluvium’ ... $58

The grape vines for this wine grow in Alluvial soil which is fine-grained fertile soil deposited by water flowing over floodplains or in riverbed sand. That river and stone land really comes through in the flavors of this wine! It has a strong warm mineral water aroma that blows off fast and gives in to notes of shellfish farms, white flowers, limestone cliffs, quince, a little sea salt in the finish. I'm obsessed with this wine!

ovum ‘gorge sound’... $68

complex and sophisticated, notes of salt water, contact solution, candied ginger, green tea, lemon pith

Azimut Orange Wine brisat ... $50

It’s orange all right! We had a previous vintage of this wine many wine clubs ago (a period of measurement I’ve created). This orange wine is lighter in color than its predecessor but packs just as much of a punch. With notes of white flowers, rubber cement, hot dog bun, and a tart lemon juice finish. It’ll fill your nose up with flavors while having enough acid on the palate to keep you begging for more!

Earl Paulhiac Thierry and Isabelle “bise” orange... $52

This Natty orange brings it! It is an absolutely delicious and food friendly orange with notes of papaya, flint, slightly burnt sourdough, green mango skin, and meat brine. Trust me, your palate is about to experience true joy. Plus, the label has two birds kissing intimately which reminds me of the special experience I had two years ago where I hooked up with a certain costumed ‘actor’ after a taping of Sesame Street…. truly wonderful!

La Dive Orange... $34

A nose of gasoline, Florida oranges, being in Miami Beach with sunscreen in a thong, and subtle white flower notes. Has a palate of unsweetened dark chocolate with sea salt and burnt orange rind.

Coquette Cabernet Franc Rosabien Jouves ‘A Table!!!’ Rosé... $45

You might think a rosé is a strange choice as we move towards winter but wait till you try this bad boy. I absolutely LOVE how flavorful it is. You would think because it’s a cabernet franc rosé that it would be dark in color like the Cabernet Franc grape but it has an extremely delicate light pink color. Also, it is slightly effervescent. It will fill your month with flavor! The palate journey begins with bubble gum, raspberry goat cheese yogurt, and a hint of hot closeted quarterback jockstrap. But wait! It becomes WAY more savory as it opens up. After 15 minutes you’ll experience sophisticated green notes (wet green leaves, green peppers) and it has a full mouth feel while still having perfectly balanced acid.

jp. bourgeois Freak of Nature Rosé ... $46

The ‘freak of nature’ also prides itself on its unfiltered-ness (new word) and says “shake” all over the bottle. Chill it, shake it like a polaroid picture (thank you Outkast), and enjoy the notes of strawberry yogurt, beach blanket, grapefruit and a fruity and playful finish making this the perfect rosé to replace a meal with in a pinch!

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Terenzuola Vermentino Nero... $48

You’ve never had a RED Vermentino, have you? Well, maybe YOU have, but I hadn't until I tried this wine and, let me tell you, it’s a rare find (Vermentino are usually white wines) but accessible at the same time! This light-bodied red has notes of dusty plum, twirlers, leather, and dried green herbs. Even better, it is extremely versatile whether you choose to enjoy it at room temperature or slightly chilled. This wine is like finding a two dollar bill while you're having a threesome on a ferris wheel - it seems unusual but somehow it feels sooooo right

Domaine de L’R ‘Le Canal Des Grands Pièces’... $50

This a yummy Cab Franc with the balls of winter but the sexual seduction of a spring lass! Your senses will be filled with violets, wet gravel, blackberry yogurt, weed stems, light sweet green pepper with a finish that is soft and pretty - completing the seduction.

Res Fortes 'Merlot Madness' ... $48

this beautiful French merlot is elegant and restrained. Merlot got a bad reputation, probably because of the movie 'Sideways'? People are always saying "I don't like Merlot because it's basic" and I want to say "that's the joke in the movie, the prized bottle that means so much to the protagonist IS MERLOT! That's the whole point!" Wine nerds love Merlot and if you want a subtle and not overdone red, this wine is for you. It's savory with notes of wet dirt, bergamot, raspberry bush, blackberry bush leaves, and a hint of rubber ducky with a dry and food friendly finish. Side note: it was described by one of my co-workers as "Catholic church wine if it church wine tasted REALLY good." Do with that what you will!

Azienda Vitivinicola Cardedu ‘Astili’ (chilled red) ... $48

This is a classic and yummy red that you will love to love! It has those famous Italian wine flavors and smells like Twizzlers, wet forest earth, ripe red cherry with mud coating, and has a palette of black licorice, and red fruit with food friendly acid that keeps the wine lively. It’ll make you want to invent a teleportation machine to sit in a high end Sardinian bistro over the beach and have a leisurely dinner. And take me with you!

Unico Zelo “Fresh AF”... $45

You don’t see the Unico Zelo wines often in general but when you do it’s in really hip locations (like La Dive!) and it’s usually the ‘Fresh AF’ (this wine) you see the most. It has notes of raspberry jam, oregano, pool floaty, rosemary, and a slight smell of a steak right before you put it on the grill. Yummy!

Château de la Selve ‘Petit Selve’ ... $48

Fun classic style french red with notes of blueberries, raspberries, sweet red peppers, and cracked pink peppercorn, spicy finish. Easy and great with food!

Louis Maurer 'Pinot Noir' ... $52

Very pinot noir with notes of dusty dirty road, plum bark, hint of smoky beef jerky and bubble gum mixed with new denim. Also, it has a very zippy light bodied cranberry finish that would give your teeth 'sweaters' if you know what I mean!

La Dive Red (1 Liter) ... $38

This wine is in a 1L bottle which means so many mega-pint possibilities! It’s also delicious with notes of plum, white pepper, apricot, green tea, currents, and fresh cut tree branches. I would describe this wine as light bodied but it’s full of character! You can enjoy this wine at “regular” red wine temperature or with a chill but I have to say it’s one of my favorite collaborations yet!